Pages

Showing posts with label adverts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label adverts. Show all posts

Monday, 24 August 2009

Advertisements

Have you noticed how many advertisements there are for more noise?
  • Cheaper mobile phone subscriptions so that you can be contacted more often
  • Faster internet for downloading music and videos
  • Ringtones to make your life more 'musical'
  • Digital television for more channels and radio stations
  • Breakfast cereal that will 'snap, crackle and pop' as you eat it
  • Beer that brings life to the party
  • Icecream that makes you burst into song
  • Multivitamins that give you the energy to vaccuum and dance at the same time
  • Mineral water that makes lobsters in a restaurant serenade you

When did you last see an advertisement offering you 15 minutes silence?